Damnn Little Nagger (Phae)

The moment Phae heard the female/yang open her mouth he knew what the male/yin had stepped through the portal in search of. Here was a soul that was not lost but desperately wanted to be lost. The man’s eyes showed the broken twinge evident in every stallion when they finally succumb to the realization that the have no other choice then to take the bridle.

“ Rum and coke…keep it neat.”

Phae deftly palmed a LARGE glass and a bottle of Cape to Rio. He flipped off the top with his thumb, turning the bottle over atop the glass with one hand while simultaneously reaching into a half cooler, that he had opened with a foot, and extracted a bottler of Coke. The glass reaching near top with the darkly exotic liquid Phae looked up at the gentleman for the sign indicating when to stop the Coke infusion and as expected saw the slight nod even before the Coke bottle was tipped.

"Coke and Rum it is." Phae announced sliding the glass slightly forward. "And what for the lady?" he asked grimacing slightly and the fusillade of words peppering the gray haired man and all those around him.